Ron Mael

What is your idea of absolute sophistication?

Having others, in a conversation, nodding in agreement, whether they are in agreement or not, due to the irrefutable sophistication of the commentator. Never having others ask where you bought a certain item of apparel since they know it will never look as perfect on them.

Who, in your opinion, is or was the quintessential English gentleman?

As seen through my American movie-obsessed eyes, my namesake Ronald Coleman. I've always been proud that my mother named me after the stereotypical English gentleman actor. And he wore a gentlemanly moustache.

And the quintessential lady?

Vivien Leigh.

Where do you think the best-dressed people are?

Tokyo and Brussels.

Name three two favourite items in your personal wardrobe.

My cravat. My second cravat. My third cravat.

What single situation has been the greatest challenge to your wardrobe and your personal grooming skills?

Trying to participate in physical exercise while remaining inoffensive in dress and fragrance.

What form of facial hair do you think it is appropriate for a gentleman to sport?

Moustache and only the moustache.

Are there any customs or personal habits that you believe should be completely outlawed in order to create a more civilised society?

Smoking to appear civilised. Using obsolete pick-up lines demonstrate oneีs sophistication. Using computers.

What items of clothing do you consider to be the height of vulgarity?

Any rolled-up sleeve. Cargo pants. Jewellery of any kind.

How do you view the manner in which young chaps attire themselves these days?

A little too self-conscious for my taste.

What vices, if any, do you believe are conducive to beauty of mind and elevation of the soul?

Being a spectator at a sporting event (but never making it the subject of one's conversation the next day).

Which view from which window would you call a portal to the sublime?

The view of a movie screen.