HOME NEWS MAGAZINE MANIFESTO CONTACT ARCHIVE SHOP
 

Sir Patrick Moore

horsley

What, for you, epitomises the very essence of Englishness?

Good manners.

What is your idea of absolute heaven?

Having a drink in my garden with close friends, on a hot summer's day.

And your idea of a hell on earth?

Bowling to a left-hander, on a dead wicket, with a Pakistani umpire.

What three items of clothing would you rescue in the event of your wardrobe being invaded by a swarm of moths?

Blazer, sports jacket, dress shirt.

Are you happy with the way in which modern society is heading, or do you see room for improvement in any particular areas?

No, I'm not. We need to improve manners and attitude to others.

Where and when have you ever pined for the services of a good tailor?

When I had to dress before giving a major lecture.

What is your idea of a perfect English gentleman?

Someone who speaks properly, looks decent and has old-fashioned manners.

Can you name an example, living or deceased?

Edmond Halley (I never met him, he died in 1742).

And his female counterpart?

Mrs. Thatcher.

Have you ever considered the wearing of sportswear for any activity other than sport?

No.

Have you ever found it necessary or appropriate to wear a pair of flip-flops?

No.

"My kingdom for a horse!" declared Richard III. What object have you ever craved with such intensity?

A desk stapling machine that really works.

What item of clothing are you determined never to wear?

Shorts (reason: during the war my legs were scarred and burnt, so I prefer to hide them).

Which of the vices, if any, do you think can lend a man an air of louche sophistication?

Can't think of any.

What type of facial hair do you think is suitable for a gentleman?

None!