The Butler

The Chap employs the services of a genuine butler by the name of Mr. Bell, who, when there is a moment or two in between polishing the office pipe rack and ironing the newspapers, is ready to answer all your queries regarding the maintenance of a high-maintenance household, for those without the necessary funds, accommodation or lack of conscience to employ a fleet of servants.

Perhaps you desperately want to know how to get the Gentlemen's Relish out of your waistcoat, or what form of reply should be addressed to an electronic missive soliciting funds for a struggling Nigerian monarch.

Send your enquiries to butler@thechap.net and we'll publish Mr. Bell's replies in The Chap.