Sartorial News

Ian Paisley has finally understood the most important element of a successful peace negotiation: correct headwear. As soon as everyone stopped wearing balaclavas, the Northern Ireland peace process stood a chance of making any progress.

Is there no end to this man's indignity? Not content with resembling a pantomime dame coated in goose fat, Sir Elton John attended his 60th birthday party dressed as an Easter egg.