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NEWS
After months of speculation, a date has been announced for the fifth annual Chap Olympiad More...
The new England cricket kit from Adidas replaces reliable cable-knit wool with something called "ClimaCool" More...
Lithuanian Prime Minister Gediminas Kirkilas has been issued a fine for smoking his pipe in a public place More...
The Yokohama underground has recurited a new squadron to monitor commuters' manners More...
The Arctic Monkeys turned up to receive their Brit Award dressed in country tweeds More...
Indian Airlines continues to ban one of its stewards on the grounds of his handlebar moustache More...
A new set of guidelines specifically condemns the wearing of ties in hospitals More...
Soldiers serving in Afghanistan staged a moustache-growing competition as a break from fighting the Taleban More...
The MCC's new president proposes to relax the dress code in the Long Room at Lord's More...
A dandy with a rather short temper threatened teenagers with a knife when they mocked his handlebar moustache. More...
WHAT IS THE CHAP?
The Chap takes a wry look at the modern world through the steamed-up monocle of a more refined age, occasionally getting its sock suspenders into a twist at the unspeakable vulgarity of the twenty-first century. Since 1999, the Chap has been championing the rights of that increasingly marginalised and discredited species of Englishman - the gentleman. The Chap believes that a society without courteous behaviour and proper headwear is a society on the brink of moral and sartorial collapse, and it seeks to reinstate such outmoded but indispensable gestures as hat doffing, giving up one's seat to a lady and regularly using a trouser press. "All men are equal. All men, that is, who possess umbrellas." |