MISS MARTINDALE

 
 
Even shorter than the list of living interviewees was the list of suitable ladies, and we were humbled when Miss Martindale, our first choice, agreed to reply. This remarkable lady had succeeded in the formidable task of attaining the Chappist ideal of life from the feminine perspective. Naturally she was asked to pen a regular column, and, now, only a year or two later, that wish has become a reality. The Chap was humbled to welcome Miss Martindale as the authoress of the Silver Vixen, our ladies' column appearing from issue 23.
 
 
Where do you think the best-dressed people are?
Mostly in the grave, unfortunately, but some are in the Graben. The Vienna State Opera still attracts some delightfully dressed people.
Which items in your personal wardrobe are you particularly attached to?
My fur stoles, which one can wear in all but the hottest weather. I realise that some people strongly object to fur, but even if they did not I think I should still wear them.
What single situation has been the greatest challenge to your wardrobe and your personal grooming skills?
Travelling on any form of public transport - a thing which I very rarely do, owing to the declining standards of the public.
Who, in your opinion, is or was the quintessential English gentleman?
The English gentleman may take many forms. Lord Henry Wotton from The Picture of Dorian Gray is one form of perfection - unfortunately Wotton by name, wotten by nature, but we were not speaking of morality, were we? Another face is presented by Michael Wilding, especially in his films with Anna Neagle, most notably Maytime in Mayfair. If one does not object to a little camp, John Steed might be another choice. Such a pity James Bond was never played by a gentleman, or at least an actor capable of imitating one. And now it is too late.
What advice would you give to a young woman who aspires to being a lady?
She should acquire the latest copy of Cosmopolitan magazine. Read it carefully from cover to cover, and do the precise opposite.
What items of clothing do you consider the height of vulgarity?
Modern "sports wear" worn for anything other than games - or, come to that, for games.
Which aspects of contemporary life cause you the most annoyance?
Being a seceded lady, contemporary life is something with which, I am glad to say, I have little to do. Positively, therefore, it causes me very little annoyance. Negatively it causes me a great deal. The problem is not what it is, but the void it has created; the absence of a world in which one can live and move, outside a few select drawing rooms.
What quality would you say has been the greatest benefit to your love life?
My looking glass. I hasten to add that this is because it allows me to maintain a pleasing and elegant appearance - not because it allows me to behold the object of my desire.