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The tips of my tash are twirling with anticipation at the fact that the World Beard & Moustache Championships are merely a few moustachioed months away. Tickets are now available for this international hirsute extravaganza, which is to be held on September 1st 2007 in the Brighton Centre's main hall – whose rich Formica interior recently underwent a massive restoration project.
As you read this missive, fifty one moustache guard tankards are being lovingly hand crafted by top ceramicists (under my own meticulous inspection) to be presented as the coveted trophies on the day. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the eyes of the world are now follicularly focused upon Brighton. I pledge as both WBMC committee member and thoroughly unethical competitor and that I shall do my upmost for both The Chap, sub-nasal topiary and country...
For full information, including tickets and beard and moustache categories, twirl the link at the above left.
JUDGE
MY SHRUB
We at The Chap invite gentlemen (and ladies of course) to submit daguerrotypes
of their whiskers for a personal no-strings assessment
by yours truly, on the chances of your lip shrubbery winning any plaudits
this year – allowing for a few months' extra tweakage, naturally.
Send your photos to me at the address above, or to Atters, PO Box 39216,
London SE3 0XS.
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