THE CHAP EMPORIUM

 
It doesn't take long for the modern gent to realise that Britain's high streets have very little to offer him, unless he is considering disguising himself as a teenager in order to gain reductions on visits to the cinema. Since most adults seem content to browse through racks of overpriced nylon sportswear imported from Indochina, thus the scarcity of quality goods such as silk cravats and swagger sticks begins to resemble a national famine. The Chap invites you to press one of the buttons on your left, to browse through a selection of gentlemen's accessories that we feel adequately represent the tastes of our readers.