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The
first respondent to The Chap questionnaire came from the unlikely source
of America's underground cinematic circles. Having heard Mr Waters waxing
lyrical on the wireless about his pencil moustache, we wondered whether
he would be willing to share such musings with our own, then rather humble
readership. He not only did so, but he also sent us a rather charming
Christmas card, thereby putting paid, in one stroke, to the myth that
North Americans are somewhat lacking in panache. Mr Waters, we twirl our
moustachios to you, sir. |
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What
items of clothing do you consider the greatest offences against sartorial
decency?
Thong
underpants.
What is your favourite personal
grooming accoutrement?
La Mer Cream.
How do you keep your moustache
so neat and tidy?
See enclosed
Christmas card. (above)
Is there any kind of facial
hair you have tried, apart from a pencil moustache?
Sideburns,
when in my twenties.
How do you feel about beards?
They
are OK on women.
Mobile phones or personal
stereos - which are the most offensive?
I have both,
but mobile phones.
Can you suggest any suitable
punishment for people who use either of the above in public places?
Being seen
in public is punishment enough.
One of our readershas suggests
putting a tax on cyclists and the elderly. Would you agree with them?
Watch it,
I'm close to elderly!
Are there any other social
irritants you would like to see taxed?
Wearing exercise
outfits on planes.
Can you help us answer this
age-old conundrum - what are babies actually for?
To love, so
they don't grow up and kill. |
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